The Living, The Dead, and The Designed
Welcome to the strangest, most useful corner of the internet. We are a jack-of-all-trades operation specializing in everything from breathtaking digital art to scraping highway casualties off the pavement.
Services
Non-Pesticidal Extermination (Colorado Only)
100% poison-free pest eviction. The only toxic thing we bring into your home is our sense of humor. We'll safely, organically, and politely bounce the family of raccoons from your crawlspace so they can live to see another day in the wild.
Roadkill, Taxidermy, & FREE Dead Animal Pickup (Colorado Only)
We’re Colorado’s only contractor equipped with drawing tablets, circular saws, humane traps, and a suspiciously large chest freezer. We charge a fair rate to evict a living skunk, but we’ll scrape up and haul away your dead driveway tragedies for absolutely nothing. Don't ask what we're doing with the bodies—just know we're giving the tragic victims of I-70 a glamorous, glass-eyed second life.
Call For A Free Quote!
Put down the sketchbook, the hammer, and the snow shovel. Let the professionals handle your creative blocks and your biohazards.
Call us today for a free quote on your next illustration, construction build, or live-pest eviction. Whatever weird thing you need done today, the answer is yes! (And remember: if it’s already dead in your driveway, the pickup is always free).